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Circle n' Square 2 Circle n' Square 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dear Stamper:

When I said "fuck stamper" to Johnny Utah, I meant it literally. I want the two of you to make sweet, beautiful love.
Also, Joey deserved better.



Neenja 3 Neenja 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Looked great!

Didn't really make alot of sense though. Wasn't much story structure... funny though!



Leo & Satan II Leo & Satan II

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Leo and Satan is easily my favorite series

You sir have created the greatest web series hands down forever and ever. Thank you for making life worth living. I will gladly pay to watch this produced on television. But not shitty television.


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Recent Game Reviews


LARRY: Doug-Out LARRY: Doug-Out

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cool, but got too easy

Yes. I said it. It was far too easy for me. I don't see why everyone is complaining so much. Just keep a single barrel. You don't NEED to work the whole day. Also, I found a glitch where if you mash the mouse really fast before the slider starts going, there's a chance you'll under-pour the cup and get like... $300-$600! I eventually reached a score of about 10 million and just got bored.
Heh... potato...



Mad Karate Man Mad Karate Man

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty damned fun!

I played for about an hour. Any flash game that can pull that off is a winRAR. My high score was somewhere in the billions... Once I got all the powerups, I found that you can jsut keep an infinite stream of flying kicks as long as you charge up on the ninjas. I kicked that man over the course of 20 minutes all the way to Jupiter technically speaking. 1 billion meters. Boom baby. Boom.



The Scale of the Universe The Scale of the Universe

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm bringing this in to Astronomy Class

It'll give my class of dufuses the perfect perspective on how retardedly huge everytihng is. I love you.


Recent Audio Reviews


The Terminators Bad Day (VA) The Terminators Bad Day (VA)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Now this is a voice-acting piece!

Huh... you have sound effects, you actually have DIFFERENT sounding voices... I like this! And YOUR version Arnold has some damn feeling! I liked it. Ha, I loved the numbers on the answering machine. Love you!
Joe


Stalagmite responds:

man that is awesome! you are awesome! thanks alot dude! that has truly made my day! :D:D:D and yes, i screamed the house down lol. luv ya bak! :D:D:D


Papa Johns Commercial Par Papa Johns Commercial Par

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

SPEAKING of cheesy...

ha! I mean, it's just kind of annoying... it kinda sounds like a kid playing with a recording device. I dunno... Also, the way the announcer just announces the new voice upsets me. I'm listening to it right now. It's making me angry.


ForNoReason responds:

Hey, can't please all of the people all of the time.


Videogame Hype Videogame Hype

Rated 4 / 5 stars

the intro seems a bt long...

other than that the song is quite fun! Good flow, movement. The usual yadda yadda keep at it!


Recent Art Reviews


DickGal Wallpaper Deux DickGal Wallpaper Deux

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love Love Love it!

I've been a fan of your work for a long time sir. Just thought I'd share that with ya... I'm gonna go play some Bioshock now. bye. ... -cough- ...


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BizarroJoe responds:

Why, thank you! I should get me Bioshock too... Or at least borrow it from a friend.