insaneclownjoe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Calvin Carcass #1]

way too much build up for a very corny joke

Took waaaaaaaaay too long with much too slow animation to really be great. Oh wow, this was from 2004? Wtf?

[Cardboard City]

Interesting work, but no substance.

I'll give you points for the work put into it... but it just lacked that certain spark. Just seemed like one of those videos where you walk around and see what going on. That, by all means, isn't a BAD genre, but it's just not for me. Interesting work

MorrowDays responds:

it was all substance, just quiet, peaceful substance. substance isn't just drama and action..

glad you sort of liked it?

Moro

[Children of the Corn VIII]

Okay, Emily...

You need to seek help. A lot of people on this site will praise work like this, shouting nonsense about how it "speaks a message" or "carries a heavy burden"... None of that is true. You are a talented artist. You've shown this with some of your older work, but it is clear that as time has progressed you have delved deeper into the human psyche than many of us dare (with the help of MANY psychoactive drugs, no doubt). But it's time to look at yourself and ask what you're doing. And oh yes, please make better flash.

emily-youcis responds:

I was parodying myself perhaps. . about whether or not things are meaningful or just bullshit. A lot of people say my stuff is bullshit and there is no point. Alfred I hope conveys meaning. But this one here, I just wrote that crap up there as a joke. This here, is genuine pointless bullshit and I think it's hilarious.

[Indiada Jodes]

Good, but not quite as good as the first.

I liked it.... but teh first one had so much more intensity! There were parts in this one where it just seemed a little slow. Seemed almost like a cheap knock-off of the first. BUt that aside, it was stil funny. I'm gonna go hop in a freedom fridge and survive the destruction of happy town now.

[Chuck's New Tux!]

This made me happy. Very Happy.

I have not ben happy in a long time. Thank you sir. I'm favoriting this. You did the music? WHAT program did you use to make the instrumentals???

[Asilos Magdalena]

A strong taste of residual sorrow...

There comes a time in everyone's life when they must make drastic decisions. We are not to take these moments lightly, however much we are told to be rational. This film presented me with quite a meal of metaphors and symbolism which I am sure I will be digesting far into the evening. Thank you for your time and effort. I hope to see more.

[The Chicken Rodeo]

A touching tale

Gave a good summation of a writer's lifestyle. Sometimes we all have to take a step back and think about what really matters to us. Because if we allow ourselves to get too caught up in the ritual of things, we may just forget what is truly important. And once forgotten, we can never have it back. This movie touched me. Thank you.

[Jerry]

Wonderful

The one thing that got to me, believe me, it is of no real importance, was the moon. It was full EVERY night. It would have been a cool affect for the really fast parts to see the moon go through its cycle as if it were animated, but that's just me. Great work nonetheless.

[Super-Duper Friends]

Wonderful!

In response to the-blue-scalp's review, well... George Bush... IS the President of the United States of America. I think that title has a bit more power than a "small child who's soiled themselves". Anywho, wonderful movie! I can't wait for the series to begin.

[Burning Crusade Rant]

I don't hate clock movies.

I just hate bad ones. And guess what? Your's was NOT good! Hurray! Burning Crusade took me about 30 minutes to install. And my computer's about 4 years old. You running a commadore 64 or something? Anyways. Stop wasting portal space.

Smiley-Bob responds:

Lol.