Ah, Emily. Good to see you on the front page again
I was hoping to see you submit some new material. I love seeing the progression of your work. This quite a jump from Alfred, but still stays strong and true to his glorious name. Of course, I have to rate you using the standard rules... so this submission only gets a 5. Interesting use of sound and style for the characters, but boring nonetheless!
Either way, I love your work and can't wait to see some more!
And I swear to fucking god. If I don't get my lawnmower back, I will fucking gut you. I will gut you, you evil fucking whore.
With love,
Joe